Monday, July 21, 2008

Awesome Quotes

Some of my favnourite quotes & stuff....

Marty Sheargold: "only cockroaches and Tim Ferguson would survive a nuclear bomb."

Ed Kavalee: "When at an all you can place avoid non-delicious fillers like potatoes, rice and bread and head right for the good stuff like the roasts, and for desert don't go for just ice cream go for cake cause the ice cream will just fill you up and cake is always so much better."

Seinfeld: PABA Free
Jerry: You got a problem with paba?
George: Yes, I have a problem with paba.
Jerry: You don't even know what paba is.
George: I know enough to stay away from it.

Napoleon Dynamite: Chapstick
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then?Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!

The Fast Show: Cheezy Peaz
Yuletide Cheezy Peaz! The same combination of cheese and peas, but - with added Xmas bwandy buttter! ...
Phoof! Look at that! Cheeses and peases for Jesus
If you like cheese, if you like peas, you'll love Cheezy Peaz. Whoa! You'd go mad for these! NEW! Squeezy Cheezy Peaz! Tea's a breeze with Squeezy Cheezy Peaz! So, come on, Mams! Make it easier! Make it
cheesier! Make it peazier! Make it s-q-u-e-e-zier! With NEW Squeezy Cheezy Peaz! Available in traditional, and now, new STRAWBERRY flavour!
Ross Noble from Terri & Ross on JJJ: 'Fade him down he's a nutter'

Ali G: 'Scientists tell us that global warming will make the south of England as hot as Ibiza... So, let's make it happen!'

That 70's Show: Anything Red says about dumb asses, including the very first
Red: He's dumb, he's an ass, [light starts shining on him] he's a dumbass.

That Mitchell and Webb Look: Bronze is brilliant! ... Bronze is user friendly, multipurpose, exciting, zeitgeisty and most importantly, it's slightly shiny

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